Itsa me, Golden Curry!


If you haven’t figured it out yet, we LOVE curry. Curry makes us all warm and fuzzy inside. We also like to take other recipes and add curry to them to see what happens.
Here’s one of them. . .

This dear friends is Loco Moco. It is a bowl of rice with a bigass hamburger on top, a fried egg on top of that. Unlike the picture above you cover all of it with beef gravy. This in itself is heart stopping, but if you make a few changes it will make you freakin head assplode. . .

Make the rice however you like, we prefer the old fashioned way the Chinese did it 3000 years ago, with an electric rice cooker.
Then comes the hamburger, you CAN just take some beef and make a hamburger but that would be stoopid. Be a man and season the bastard with salt and pepper. Here’s the killer, ready?

Really ready?

Take a can of spam, cube that sucker up into 1/4 inch cubes and throw it in with the ground up cow. Mix well.Cook until done.

Me, I prefer my eggs over hard, I know that most like the yolk to mix in with the rest of the bowl of brown goodness..

The shiny bow on this mix of wonderment is. . .

The normal Hawaiian recipe calls for Beef Gravy. Since this is Game and a Curry, Beef Gravy is for pussies. Make the curry per the directions on the box without the carrots and potatoes and pour it over your bowl of goodness.

You’re Welcome Bitches.

P.S. Don’t forget the hot sauce. . .